My pink ladybug galoshes just arrived in the mail!!  I think I'm in love. 

Happy Chinese New Year's y'all and welcome to the year of the munky.  A couple of weeks ago someone white asked me when Chinese New Year's was, and part of me was like, is that racist, and the other part was, oh shit, I should know this.  I don't care--I still think that scene in "Lost in Translation" with the Japanese prostitute is hilarious.  If that makes me a bad Asian, so be it.

Go Pats!!  Whehoooo!!!! 

On a separate note, I bought myself a digital camera (finally!), so the tasteful nudes that y'all have been anxiously awaiting are only moments away....

*sigh*      Men suck.  Need I say more?

I have a new pet peeve:  shitibank.  Money went it on the 6th--didn't come out until the 15th.  Shit man.  The little bunny just gets raped.  Over and over again.  I'm reverting back to the tried and true "shove your money up a piggy hole".  but oh hey lookatdat--the Red Sox beat the Yankees last night!!  Whehoo.

Think I'm too old to go trick or treating?  I mean, I'm roughly 6 in bunny years....I could always be a mercenary "trick or treater" for hire.  Like for all of the little kids who can't walk door to door themselves.  Or I could pirate all the best loot and auction it off to the highest bidder.  Kids these days are rich, man.  I see those ipods!!